Pros of dating me:
- You get to date me
Cons of dating me:
- Whichever cons are closest to us I guess maybe we could even cosplay together
(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom
are you saying only females of the white race urinate
i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902
How old r u
*whispers* how long have you been 17
"We Could Have Named The Song After A Part Of The Chorus But Fuck That" by Panic! at the Disco
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
Have you ever
ever felt like this?
WHEN STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN
ARE WE GOING ‘ROUND THE TWIST?
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
i love staying up til 3am so i can think about every horrible thing that has ever happened to me
the person who named the umbrella meant to call it brella but they hesitated